In the latter half of the 1850's, plans were drawn up for a human of such extraordinary talent and charm that he could right wrongs, end poverty and bring world peace. Unfortunately the technology of the age was too primitive and the plans were shelved.

Years passed, and in the 1970's the plans were rediscovered in the left trouser pocket of an Albanian monkey strangler during an excavation of sites of scientific interest. A committee decided to go ahead with the ancient plans and in 1979 Wolf was created, under licence, in an abandoned mule thrashing factory outside Worthing, the result was disappointing.

Abandoned to his fate with nothing but a very large amount of hair, a vast collection of Jethro Tull and a photo of a djembe and bass guitar, Wolfingston Stanley began his journey through life.